Okay, we were just having fun. But then we thought "somebody might actually want these." These are just the same as our H20 racing gloves ... Kangaroo leather palm, cowhide back, and the same great protection. So you can go racing in these, distract the competition and win all your races. These will be made to order, so it'll take 3-5 days for production. That does not mean custom-made. You still have to order a size. But, as you can probably understand, we are not going to go into full production on these and have all sizes sitting around. Be the first on your block!